28 Wild Outfits In "Twilight" And "New Moon," Ranked From "Okay, Alright" To "I Need To Wash My Eyes"

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Bella wears leggings under her prom dress.

I don't know much about the Twilight series, but I do know that the first two films — Twilight and The Twilight Saga: New Moon — are filled with fascinating fashion.

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I'm sure the other movies are filled with fascinating fashion as well, but I haven't watched them recently...yet. (Does that sentence make sense? Let me know in the comments below!)

Here are 28 of the most wild outfits from the first two Twilight movies, ranked.

28. New Moon: Laurent's suit.

Laurent wearing a suit with no shirt

Yeah, this is nothing but cool. I don't even have anything to say about the lack of shirt because it works.

Laurent wearing a suit with no shirt

27. New Moon: Edward's jacket attire.

Edward wearing a long jacket and pants

This screams, "Don't ask me how I have all the money I do that's not family money from being a Chevrolet." And I enjoy that.

Edward wearing a long jacket and pants

26. New Moon: Aro's black suit with necklace.

Aro wearing a suit over a shirt with a high collar and a necklace

This is absolutely WILD, but good wild. If Michael Sheen wore it out in the real world, it would be the major pop culture event of the year. The Britney-and-Justin-jean-duo moment for Welsh actors.

Aro wearing a suit over a shirt with a high collar and a necklace

25. Twilight: Edward's peacoat outfit, which he wears multiple versions of throughout the movie.

Edward wearing jeans, a button-up, and a peacoat

This is pretty good out of context, but in context, it succeeds in highlighting the alarming age difference between Bella and Edward because it's very adult. This is the peacoat of a killer, Bella.

Edward wearing jeans, a button-up, and a peacoat

24. New Moon: Edward's casual clothes.

Edward wearing jeans, a t shirt, and an unbuttoned shirt on top of it

I think it's the fit that makes this nonchalantly slightly ugly to me, but, also, that seems unreasonable because it's fine and normal and not bad, LOL.

Edward wearing jeans, a t shirt, and an unbuttoned shirt on top of it

23. Twilight: this fairly ordinary ensemble Edward wears.

Edward wearing jeans, a long-sleeve shirt, and a jacket

This is a guy you sit next to on a train who never looks up from his phone the entire journey, and you're like, "Jesus Christ, the guy I'm sitting next to on the train has never looked up from his phone the entire journey." His jacket is a teeny-tiny smidge bad, but not in any sort of memorable way. What's memorable about the guy you sit next to on the train is that he never looks up from his phone the entire journey.

Edward wearing jeans, a long-sleeve shirt, and a jacket

22. Twilight: Alice's sweater garb.

Alice wearing pants, a pullover sweater, and another sweater underneath, and a winter coat

No teen looks like this, and the idea that one would is hilarious, but the clothes themselves are sort of fine enough. Not my taste, but I see it's someone's style.

Alice wearing pants, a pullover sweater, and another sweater underneath

21. Twilight: Bella's gloves situation.

Bella wearing jeans, a shirt, a light jacket, a backpack, and huge mittens

The sole reason this is a 3/10 bad is the gloves. How are her hands that cold but no other part of her body needs winter clothing? Her jacket isn't buttoned up all the way, but she needs high gloves?

Bella wearing jeans, a shirt, a light jacket, a backpack, and huge mittens

20. New Moon: Alice's party dress.

Alice wearing a knee length dress with tank top straps

This is probably as weird as it is because, to quote David Mitchell, it's "so unnoteworthy as to be in itself noteworthy." The top part of the dress is nice, though.

Alice wearing a knee length dress with tank top straps

19. New Moon: Jasper's casual school getup.

Jasper wearing jeans, a jacket, a shirt, and a tie

If an English teacher put this on, it would be business as usual. I don't like it as much as I can without caring about it either way.

Jasper wearing jeans, a jacket, a shirt, and a tie

18. Twilight: Jasper's outfit that sometimes has a jacket.

Jasper wearing a winter coat and a shoulder bag

OK, so with the jacket, it looks fine, but without the jacket, I can see those jeans, and oh my god.

Jasper wearing big jeans, and a button-up shirt under a sweater

17. Twilight: Emmett's jeep look.

Emmett wearing sneakers, pants, a shirt, a sweatshirt, and a winter vest

It has so many top layers, and yet, no backpack.

Emmett wearing sneakers, pants, a shirt, a sweatshirt, and a winter vest

16. New Moon: Bella's attire at the party at the Cullens' house.

Bella wearing flats, a dress, and a cardigan

Is it me, or is Bella way too old for this? Bella's, like, 17, and this is super "I'm in fifth grade and I'm going to a nice event with my parents, and I will be uncomfortable the whole time."

Bella wearing flats, a dress, and a cardigan

15. New Moon: Edward's "I want to die" garb.

Edward wearing jeans and a button up shirt he takes off

Edward, what's going on with you? Get it together.

Edward wearing jeans and a button up shirt he takes off

14. New Moon: Alice's scarf ensemble.

Alice wearing a jacket, gloves, and a scarf around her head

This is better than I am capable of giving it credit for because of the way it shows up in the movie with no warning, making zero sense because Alice and Bella were just on a plane they went to while Alice was wearing something entirely different. Did Alice change into this on the plane? That's a movie.

Alice wearing a jacket, gloves, and a scarf around her head

13. Twilight: Jasper's totz typical fully done-up white jacket outfit.

Jasper wearing jeans and a fully-done-up coat

God, I hate that jacket. What do you think he's keeping in those pockets? More plates with only lettuce and carrots on them?

Jasper wearing jeans and a fully-done-up coat

12. New Moon: Rosalie's party look.

Rosalie wearing a big necklace, heels and a high low dress with small straps

The intention was nice, but it didn't turn out well, my friend Rosalie. I'm surprised your necklace didn't warn you of that. I'm assuming it can predict the future with its magical powers.

Rosalie wearing a big necklace, heels and a high low dress with small straps

11. New Moon: Emmett party clothes.

Emmett wearing pants, a button up with rolled up sleeves, a vest, and a big watch

I know people dress like this, but I don't understand why anyone would chose to wear this unless they're in a crunch for time and they've already got a vest and a giant watch in their bag.

Emmett wearing pants, a button up with rolled up sleeves, a vest, and a big watch

10. New Moon: Alice's whole...thing.

Alice wearing pants, a long sleeve shirt a giant jacket, a scarf, and leg warmers for your arms

You think you at least have a visual grasp on all that you're seeing, and then you spot those arm leg warmers. But you know what? Alice is going for something, and it all goes together, so it's a bad I tip my hat to.

Alice wearing pants, a long sleeve shirt a giant jacket, and a scarf

9. New Moon: Alice's white extravaganza.

Alice wearing pants, a long sleeve shirt, a short sleeve jacket, and a scarf

Don't wear short-sleeve jackets over long-sleeve shirts. Better yet, don't wear short-sleeve jackets unless you're in an adventure movie with Vin Diesel set in the desert. And if you're in that movie, let me know because I want to watch it.

Alice wearing pants, a long sleeve shirt, a short sleeve jacket, and a scarf

8. Twilight: Bella's prom outfit.

Bella wearing a midi dress, leggings, one sneaker and one boot cast, and she's holding a small jacket

The dress is fine enough; it's the leggings and the small jacket I can't stand.

Bella wearing a midi dress, leggings, one sneaker and one boot cast, and a small jacket

7. Twilight: Emmett's baseball attire.

Emmett wearing a velour tracksuit and a backwards cap

I could stare at this for hours. How long did he think about the angle of the plaid cap? Does the zipper's placement mean something? Do the black and blue bracelets add or severely take away from it? What does the lack of shirt imply? Can I get my sister this for her birthday, or is that too much of a dick move?

Emmett wearing a velour tracksuit and a backwards cap

6. Twilight: Emmett's assault on the senses.

Emmett wearing sneakers I think, jeans, a t-shirt, and a sweatshirt on top

Tim Gunn would hate this.

Emmett wearing sneakers I think, jeans, a t-shirt, and a sweatshirt on top

5. Twilight: Rosalie's regalia in the baseball scene.

Rosalie wearing sneakers, long socks, baseball pants, a long-sleeve shirt, a winter vest, gloves, and a baseball hat

Though I admire the boldness, imagine how violently it would murder your ego if you were looking at old pictures and saw that you wore this once. Oh my god, she has a watch on over her glove — I just noticed that. Oh no.

Rosalie wearing sneakers, long socks, baseball pants, a long-sleeve shirt, a winter vest, gloves, and a baseball hat

4. Twilight: Alice's cardigan and dress.

Alice wearing flats, leggings, a dress, a cardigan with bracelets on top, and a necklace

This is hard to look at.

Alice wearing flats, leggings, a dress, a cardigan with bracelets on top, and a necklace

3. Twilight: Rosalie's very normal school clothes.

Rosalie wearing heels, big jeans, a buttoned blazer, a scarf, and a big necklace

Ooooooof. This is unforgivable unless it's a double-dog dare. No, even then, take the shame of not fulfilling a dare over wearing this.

Rosalie wearing heels, big jeans, a buttoned blazer, a scarf, and a big necklace

2. New Moon: Jacob's shorts look.

Jacob wearing just sneakers and knee length shorts, with underwear a bit visible

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jacob wearing just sneakers and knee length shorts, with underwear a bit visible

1. And finally, Twilight: this Rosalie outfit.

Rosalie wearing heels, jeans, a shirt, jacket, gloves, and a necklace

What happened to lead to this, to those shoes with those jeans and that shit with that jacket? What happened? Why are we here? I don't want to be here.

Rosalie wearing heels, jeans, a shirt, jacket, gloves, and a necklace

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