50 "Twilight" Jokes That Are Hilarious And Accurate

ladies if you ever feel bad about yourself just remember that bella from twilight had the personality of a la croix and she still had two boys fighting over her so if you don't have that then you must suck pretty bad

06:29 AM - 06 Aug 2018

bella: i know what you are edward: say it out loud bella: vampire me watching twilight for the 500th time:

06:53 PM - 26 Jul 2019

I am BISEXUAL. that means I am attracted to: -Jasper from Twilight -Every woman I have ever met

03:02 PM - 29 Nov 2018

I’m rewatching twilight and I don’t know when I reached the age where instead of finding Edward Cullen hot I find Bella’s dad hot. I mean he’s an absolute unit

06:18 AM - 25 Jan 2019

Edward can literally be trying to munch on her elbow and r1p out her neck and Bella will be like “he won’t hurt me I love him”

04:13 AM - 18 Jul 2021

i can't fuck with people that hate on every single film or are like "this was too juvenile for my sophisticated and acquired taste" like shut up i'm tryna watch bella die for edward's dick

08:24 AM - 27 May 2018

People keep listing Robert Pattinson's acting credentials to show he’s more than Twilight, but what I wanna know is when did we as a society decide playing a vampire was silly and playing Batman was prestige

07:30 AM - 05 Mar 2022

no offense but when ryan gosling learned piano for la la land, everyone named him kind of the fucking world but when robert pattinson learned to catch a baseball flying at light speed and climb trees in mere seconds for twilight, everyone calls him untalented??? excuse me ?????

09:56 PM - 04 Jan 2019

absolutely unhinged for bella swan at 18 to decide she wants to be with edward literally til the end of time????? I would truly rather bathe in lava than spend forever with the guy I was into when I was 18 who let her do that

02:05 AM - 08 Nov 2021