73 Best Quotes By Alexis Rose From "Schitt's Creek"

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She is a little bit Alexis!

Alexis Rose from Schitt's Creek transitioned from spoiled rich brat to girl boss in a span of six seasons. Whether you are the rich brat, the girl boss or somewhere in between you can always win by quoting this icon's words. Here are 73 examples.

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3. "Love that journey for me."

4. "My life is an inconvenience."

6. "OK, yeah, no, I did not write this… OK, like, I didn’t even choose this font! It’s horrible."

Alexis talking to David

10. "I’m the one who should be at a sketchy bar meeting randoms. I’m the one who should go missing."

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11. "I once passed off a mini horse and three guinea pigs as service animals, so anything is possible."

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12. "What’s your favorite season?"

Alexis looking at David

13. "Every now and again, spending like a little bit of money on something really special…it might not buy you happiness, but it can definitely help make you smile."

14. "I went on a blind date to Bali with Leo, so I’m pretty sure it’ll be fine."

Alexis and David talking to Moira

15. "This is a moment of growth for you."

17. "There is nothing wrong with asking for what you deserve."

18. "So this is weird. Today marks the longest relationship I’ve ever voluntarily had with someone. Yeah, the actual longest relationship was a three-month affair with a Saudi prince, but for the last two months of that I was trapped in his palace trying to get to an embassy."

Alexis pointing to her phone and being angry

21. "So as Jocelyn said, my name is Alexis, and yes, I did not finish high school. Um, it’s this long, boring story involving a yacht, and a famous soccer player, and like a ton of mushrooms.

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22. "I think it would be so great if we could just go around the room, and everyone could tell me like five things about yourself."

Alexis sitting in front of a mirror

23. "I used to text Zac Efron just, like, for a booty call. Poor thing would be pressing the buzzer before I even hit send."

Alexis and David acting very uninterested

25. "Yeah, and Adam Levine and I just went for bubble tea."

Alexis after a run

30. "I don’t know why you didn’t ask me first, David. I have my license in seven different countries and I have my 'F' class."

32. "I wasn’t in rehab; I was at rehab, visiting Stavros."

Alexis sitting

34. "I am embarrassed for you."

Alexis lying in bed

36. "Just remember: no sudden movements, do not reach for the glove box, and no matter what happens, do not tell them your real name."

Alexis stretching and David talking

37. "We've both had a lot of Zhampagne, just feel like we need to hydrate and reflect."

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38. "If there’s one thing I’ve learned, when it comes to love, you can’t let the little things get in your way."

Alexis working out

41. "Did you know you can still get mail?"

Mutt and Alexis running in the rain

42. "Yeah, no. I know composting. Gwyneth Paltrow does a compost gift exchange."

Alexis smiling

43. "Tell that to me at 21, escaping the Yakuza."

Alexis drying her hair

44. "I still actually had a few more verses. And in the last verse, I really get to showcase my range."

Alexis talking to David

45. "Stop doing that with your face."

46. "You are being so extra right now."

Alexis talking to Mutt

48. "I miss being surrounded by loose acquaintances who think I’m funny and smart and charming"

Alexis talking to Ted

52. "I totally get that."

David and Alexis sitting around a table

56. "I was one of the original Pussycat Dolls, but it only lasted like two weeks because apparently, I’m too pretty."

57. "I’m pretty sure I’m engaged, and I’m pretty sure I just cheated on my fiancé."

58. "Every time I did that with a boyfriend, I’d send him off with someone who like wasn’t a threat. Like, Pippa Middleton or Rihanna."

59. "I actually got this in a swap with Sienna Miller. And by that, I mean it fell off her wrist at a Halloween party and I kept it."

60. "Hide your diamonds, hide your exes…I’m a little bit Alexis."

61. "People love extreme vanity, and they love puppies!"

62. "What now? Do I leave everything behind and move to some random island to be with the love of my life? Because I did that with Harry Styles in England, and it was, like, too rainy."

63. "Sometimes, a special little lock can come along, that you didn’t think would fit because it didn’t look, or act, like the lock you thought you needed."

64. "He didn’t dump me. We actually both decided it was best that he see other people."

65. "Like, I think I’m wearing a wedding dress."

66. "I’ve been travelling the world since I was a teen model, but something about this feels different."

67. "Do I have to remind you of the time that I was taken hostage on David Geffen’s yacht by Somali pirates for a week and nobody answered my texts?"

68. "This is all feeling very sketchy."

69. "It's called an immersive experience."

70. "I am little bit Alexis."

71. "You are being so extra right now."

72. "I don't get it, but whatever."

73. "Well, I won't be doing any of that, but thank you."

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