Airbnb Locations From My Favorites Shows And Movies I Wish Existed

Outside the heart of sunny, Southern California in the depths of the shadowy rent-controlled projects of Los Angeles is Laurie's Traphouse. The state-of-the-art drug den houses Los Angeles' top drug dealer with soccer mom energy, the deadpan Laurie. It's a hotspot for East Highland High School students and aspiring criminal entrepreneurs.

House Rules

You must pay up front and in cash or be sold into sex slavery at Laurie's behest.

Health and Safety

Laurie provides heroin soap baths to take the edge off in case of an overdose.

Reviews

"My first stay was a little intense. We were butt naked in the kitchen with guns pointed at us. The second stay was pleasant, although I don't remember much. I snuck out the window to avoid late checkout fees." —Rue Bennett

Nestled against the beautiful, Colombian rainbow-colored lake is the Magical Casita of the Family Madrigal. Casa Madrigal has close to a dozen bedrooms, each with its own magical amenities, including a room filled with treacherous weather, barren caves full of sand, talking wild animals, and an endless amount of flowers and cacti. Your room is specifically designed for you unless you don't have anything special about you. You will get left out.

House Rules

Please don't talk about Bruno under any circumstances.

Health and Safety

The casita is magically self-sufficient, and staircases transform into slides at any moment, so high dexterity and stamina are a must.

Reviews

"I'm disappointed everyone received special accommodations and amenities based on magical preferences. I had to sleep in a nursery the size of a broom closet for years." —Mirabel Madrigal

Join 15 men and 15 women on a ridiculous quest for love in a small space capsule of romance — the perfect place for singles to mix and "verbally" mingle with others in the hope of getting to know the love of your life or someone to catapult your influencer career. It's the first step toward a trip to the lavish resort or janky apartment where you can finally meet all the random, horny people you chatted with long enough to maybe learn 5% of what you need to know about your future partner.

House Rules

You must propose, and the proposal must be accepted before leaving the pod.

Health and Safety

A television production crew will follow you the entire time, so while it appears real, most events and amenities are carefully orchestrated for television.

Reviews: "If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark." —William Shakespeare

Book a stay in the historical replica of Mr. Ye West's very house he once lived in as a child. Relive every beautiful waking moment that leads to the famous musical prodigy's modern "Jeen-Yuhs." Located in the middle of a football arena, you will have a devoted, mediocre audience watching your every move, anticipating a random house visit from Drake. 

House Rules

The owner only communicates through aggressively veiled tweets and Instagram memes. All the bedsheets, curtains, and rugs look like brown potato sacks. They're actually expensive Yeezy apparel.

Health and Safety

The house will be set on fire at the end of your stay. Please bring fire-retardant outerwear for safety.

Reviews

"It wasn't as nice when I stayed in Josh Safdie's sock drawer, but I got the most out of my staaaay. Yah." —Julia Fox

Test out your might against the universe's imbalance in the futuristic mushroom-shaped haven of High Charity. The Holy City of the Covenant is home to the violent and self-righteous collective hell-bent on using the most incredible technology for galactic domination. Use vehicles and heavy artillery to bring blow aliens to smithereens alongside a fleet of armored Spartan soldiers. If you die, don't worry — you'll respawn after a couple of seconds.

House Rules

Ask Cortana, the UNSC Artificial Intelligence, for the Wi-Fi password. 

Health and Safety

Monitor your health bar and shield indicator at all times. Health will regenerate if you elected for Spartan upgrades.

Reviews

"I need a weapon." —Master Chief

According to the owner of this location, it's the most lavish jail cell in the world. The interior is decorated with Russian and German designs, serving as an artist hub for the elite. The cell is complete with a dedicated, sassy concierge and celebrity personal trainer. Access to high-end fashion for unique visits and court dates are available. Wake up every morning in a thin bunk bed with broken springs to a fresh glass of tea.

House Rules

Lights out at 11 p.m. No touching during visitations.

Health and Safety

It's not required, but it's recommended that you establish your dominance early on to avoid being beaten to death or forced to become somebody's b*tch.

Reviews

"I asked for a refund, and I have been waiting on the wire for five years. Where's my money?" —Rachel DeLoache

In search of a spacious, luxury homestay with incredible potential? The Rose Family mansion, once the home of the illustrious Johnny and Moira Rose, is now an empty shell of its former glory, cleared out and owned entirely by the bank. Although accommodations are extremely limited because all the furniture was confiscated, you can live like one of the world's greatest video store magnates and former soap stars.

House Rules

You must bring your own furnishings and avoid local authorities searching for squatters.

Health and Safety

There is no power. Please bring your own lamp, space heater, and source of water.

Reviews

"Ew, David. Our house is on Airbnb? This is like the time I found out my best friend was dating my ex Trent Olsen, the lesser-known older brother of Ashley and Mary Kate." —Alexis Rose

It's the most exclusive spot in all of New York's mysterious neighborhoods that you can afford on a waitress or aspiring chef salary. Very few people know this spot except for the anal-retentive neat freak and neurotic best friend everyone wishes they had, Monica Geller. Based on exclusivity and closet square footage, there is minimal space for this location at all times. Welcome to everything you realize you never needed, all in one place.

House Rules

There is a method to the madness. Don't remove anything from the closet as it does not fit into any other category of the overly organized apartment.

Health and Safety

Almost every random item you don't need is located in the closet, but everything could collapse at any moment. In case of being trapped, Chandler Bing can use power tools to free you.

Reviews

"No! You weren't supposed to see this!" —Monica Geller

We know astronomically little about the multiverse, but it brings together all universes, worlds, and once-annoyingly separated franchises. With the careful assistance of Dr. Strange and the Masters of the Mystic Arts, use trendy Sling Rings to travel to any universe through a dimensional gateway. Meet an evil variation of yourself, friends, and family, and possibly disrupt the entire multiverse timeline. Don't worry, we're sure an Avenger can clean it up.

House Rules

Please use the Inception-like mirror dimension if you plan on battling your worst enemies with superpowers and magic.

Health and Safety

The premises are surveilled 24/7 by the Time Variance Authority and He Who Remains.

Reviews

"Forget everything you know about other destinations. Here you don't get to choose your time." —Ancient One

Have years of complicated trauma you want to bring to the surface? There's no better place to lay out your dirty laundry than Jada Pinkett Smith's Red Table Talk. You will be joined by Pinkett Smith's mother, Gammy, and her bohemian daughter, Willow, for a conversation of acceptance and sometimes questionable pause. Unearth your demons, and adopt new ones at the latest hotspot in the middle of one of many Smith living rooms in their own humble estate.

House Rules

Keep Will Smith's wife's name out of your f$&%ing mouth!

Health and Safety

Random professional experts on wellness and lifestyle topics will occasionally be on site for advice or validation.

Reviews

"I'm definitely overdue for another visit." —Will Smith

Are you a die-hard fan of the best boy band in the world, 4*Town? Are you looking for a great place to get away from overbearing parents, puberty, and the life struggles of being an innovator in a world of followers? Underneath Mei Lee's bed is everything you need, from endless posters, stickers, scribbles of hot boys from first period, and mystical secrets that will terrify you and warm your heart. 

House Rules

You must always finish your homework and chores, and eat dinner with your family every day before bed. No exceptions.

Health and Safety

Please refrain from causing any extreme emotional unbalances, or you will be subject to being mauled by a giant red panda.

Reviews

"Trust me. The best and safest time to book is during the red moon." —Jin Lee, Mei-Mei's dad

Unless you're living under a rock on the planet formerly known as Pluto, you have witnessed every beautiful moment that Mr. Billy Porter rocked at awards show red carpets with his star-studded genderfluid fashion masterpieces. One night in Billy's closet, you'll have a chance to tiptoe in his kinky boots, throw shade with his designer umbrellas, and tap into your fiercest form.

House Rules

And the category is…destination: vacation.

Health and Safety

Don't put yourself in a box.

Reviews

"Our souls were literally snatched from my body. We lived. We died." —LGBT Community

Don't get left behind on the future wave, and hop on the money train. Book now for a decentralized stay on the Blockchain. If you don't fully understand what the Blockchain is, and you have a lot of time to kill, just ask one of your bros to join you for an expensive craft beer, and he'll explain everything to you for the next 12 hours. You still won't understand it, but fortunately, a place on the Blockchain is exclusively for you and can't be altered, deleted, or destroyed.

House Rules

We only accept bitcoin, dogecoin, Ethereum, and Polkadot.

Health and Safety

Please have a strong internet connection to avoid being trapped in the interwebs forever.

Reviews

"I recommend booking as many stays as possible on the Blockchain. It changed my life." —Satoshi Nakamoto

Everything is made up. Stay woke in Darius's mediation room in Atlanta, Georgia's most chill location. Put on your sandals and dashiki, and light some palo santo while listening to Erykah Badu's greatest hits on a spiritual retreat two doors down from where promising hip-hop artist Paper Boi's laying down his latest tracks. Get lost in convoluted anecdotes and poetic meanderings while sipping on a glass of Earl Grey tea.

House Rules

Most accommodations are provided through random merchandise trades throughout the city.

Health and Safety

Don't eat the blunts if the cops show up, unless you plan on having a bizarre night.

Reviews

"I would say this is a nice place to visit, but I don't believe in time as a concept, so I'll just say you were always here." —Darius 

The private butler quarters are not in your typical Bel-Air mansion from the '90s. The melanin has a little more chocolate and incredible bone structure this time. If you get in one little fight and scare your mother, travel cross-country to Bel Air and stay in the butler's quarters of the most extravagant mansion in the history of Black television. Why Jeffrey's quarters? For one, he's the most down-to-earth person in the household, and he has access to all the great amenities.

House Rules

Avoid speaking to high-profile judges, businesspeople, or celebrities to avoid embarrassing the head of the household, Philip Banks.

Health and Safety

Do not go back to Philadelphia unless you want to be consumed by trials of the street life.

Reviews

"This town will try to make you forget who you are and where you came from. Don't let it do that." —Jazz

Before Harry Potter's adventures at Hogwarts, the hotspot was a suitcase. Mary Poppin's little magic handbag doesn't have anything on Newt Scamander's illegal suitcase filled with extremely peculiar and highly dangerous fantastic beasts. On the outside, it appears to be just an ordinary old suitcase, but deep inside the hot luggage, get transported to a magical world occupied with fwoopers, graphorns, and mooncalves. All wizards, non-mags, and misunderstood supernatural beings are welcome.

House Rules

Please keep all shiny jewels, treasures, and coins safe to avoid your items being confiscated by the troublesome niffler. 

Health and Safety

In terrible emergencies, diluted venom from the swooping evils is available for immediate loss of bad memories.

Reviews

"Guests, join me in this wonderful destination, pledge your eternal reservation, or die. Only here shall you know freedom. Only here shall you know yourself." —Gellert Grindelwald

Get off the grid in the strangely blueish-green backwoods of the Ozarks, hidden away from the rigid structure of city life. If you're desperate for a lawless venture in a questionable world with drug dealing, and gambling — the riverboat casino hideaway is your dream. With on-site gaming facilities and a resident money launderer, you can enjoy a decent vacation with little risk of being arrested by the FBI or getting shot in the chest by a rival gang.

House Rules

Refer all inquiries and possible issues to Marty or Wendy Bryde. Failure to comply could result in your capture or murder by the owner of the property and his ruthless cartel.

Health and Safety

Gamble at your own risk.

Reviews

"I would suggest staying somewhere else unless you want to wind up in a crematorium." —Jonah Bryde

Elegance. Style. Class. Scandal. Say no to staying amongst the prim and proper in the aristocracy's houses, and instead hide away in the tantalizing makeshift sweatbox of the opera house dressing room. With an endless number of Regency-era dresses and Shakespearean costumes, you can have a night away to role-play. It's the perfect place to get down and dirty in slanderous affairs where the town's prying eyes remain unaware, except for one extremely resourceful young woman with all the tea.

House Rules

Always smile, hold your chin high, and never disrespect the Queen.

Health and Safety

To avoid consumption, please wash your hands and privates before and after using the vicinity.

Reviews

"This visitor finds herself compelled to share the most curious of news. This is a place for secret lovers." —Lady Whistledown

Travel the world in one of the most popular polyester pockets in the universe. Bounce around sold-out stages in Europe and North America, listening to the melodic tunes reminiscent of our favorite musical eras. Gum wrappers, pocket lint, and the occasional vintage ring will join you as you jumble and gyrate to the beat of an ambiguous drum. 

House Rules

"Treat People With Kindness"

Health and Safety

Please wear a helmet to avoid a severe concussion from dances during music breakdowns. In the event of Harry wearing a skirt, hang on for dear life, as a pocket isn't guaranteed.

Reviews

"I left early because it just wasn't my style. Sharing a space with five guys isn't ideal when you're forced to be in someone's pocket." —Zayn Malik