I Can't Be The Only One Who Was Literally Laughing Out Loud At These 17 Lines From "The Woman In The House"

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1. "You're too cute to be sad forever."

Carol is wearing a coat while standing at a school, engaging in a conversation.

2. "Great, I'm really cutting back."

Anna is bent over a counter while sipping wine from a glass.

3. "You have two phones? What are you, a drug dealer?"

Anna is facing a window and looking out saying "What are you a drug dealer?"

4. "You know, I used to feel bad for you. I prayed for you. But I do not feel bad for you anymore, and I will not pray for you anymore."

Carol is out in the street saying "But I do not feel bad for you anymore, and I will not pray for you anymore."

5. "Oh baby girl, I just feel like I'm falling apart. Like a house of cards or like a sandcastle when the tide has come in. I don't know. Like a rickety chair. Or an old jalopy. I don't know."

Anna is looking over a grave while crying and saying "Or an old jalopy. I don't know."

6. "So currently, you don't fly to Seattle?" Anna asks. The agent replies, "Currently, Seattle's on the West Coast. Or, sorry, did you have more geography questions?"

Anna is on the left saying "So currently, you don't fly to Seattle?" With an airline agent saying, "Currently Seattle's on the West Coast."

7. "I mean, come on. A guy who looks like that, you think he wants to spend Saturday night changing diapers?"

A woman is holding coffee while looking through a picture book as she says "you think he wants to spend Saturday night changing diapers?"

8. When Anna asked the photographer if she could keep the picture, the woman replied, "For five dollars."

A photographer is pulling a picture away from Anna and says, "For five dollars."

9. "Well, I'll be, there's a nail in my hand."

Buell is holding up his bloody hand with a caption, "Well I'll be, there's a nail in my hand."

10. Rex getting arrested...in an apron.

An officer is arresting a man in an apron as they walk out the door.

11. "Life is for the living...and so are casseroles."

Anna is in a graveyard, holding a dish labeled, "Life is for the living...and so are casseroles."

12. "....the woman in the house across the street."

Anna is screaming on the phone while saying, "....the woman in the house across the street."

13. Douglas says, "But we needed someone to fix the mailbox," and Anna screams, "It's still not fixed."

Douglas says, "But we needed someone to fix the mailbox," and Anna replies, "It's still not fixed," as they're both on the phone.

14. "It's just f**king rain."

"Come on, Anna, it's just fucking rain," as she crawls in the street in the rain.

15. "His act sucks by the way."

A young girl, Emma is bleeding while holding a weapon and saying, "His act sucks by the way."

16. "Those are just baby teeth, you stupid a**hole."

A young child is flashing her bloody teeth saying, "Those are just baby teeth, you stupid asshole."

17. "I don't drink wine anymore. I'll have vodka."

Anna is on an airplane being offered a drink and labeled, "Oh. No, thank you. I don't drink wine anymore. I'll have a vodka."

I know this series was a parody, but I haven't laughed like this in a long time. Tell me what your favorite scenes were in the comments!

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